or lick a rock, or both
toleriert:

…

(Source: whatistheweather, via carminum)

thepieshops:

Poodle or Death Every Time
A picture of the monorail during the 1962 Seattle World’s Fair.

thepieshops:

Poodle or Death Every Time

A picture of the monorail during the 1962 Seattle World’s Fair.

w0nderlust-seas:

bath goals 

w0nderlust-seas:

bath goals 

(via dry0pteris)

consumedreams:

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.



it liked your nest building techniques, thats a pretty great compliment from a spider. They like your fuckin “house”.

consumedreams:

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. 
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. 
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

it liked your nest building techniques, thats a pretty great compliment from a spider. They like your fuckin “house”.

(via simply-disappearing)

Pizza delivery man is a babe…

is that a good enough reason to be a fatty?? 

grimmhardt:

Transparent Jensen eyes for your blog!

grimmhardt:

Transparent Jensen eyes for your blog!

(via destiel-motherfuckers)

veganvibez:

"friend. i hug you""uh. what the fuck is this guy doin."

veganvibez:

"friend. i hug you"
"uh. what the fuck is this guy doin."

(Source: ehehemilayy, via princessliz95)

There’s a dead millipede in the kitchen. there’s blood all around it, so I’m betting Linny had her way with it since she likes to terrorize the bugs, but not eat them like a good kitty should.